How BEDROOM smells after MARRIAGE:
First 3 years....
Perfumes, Flowers, Chocolate, Fruits...
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After 3 years....
Baby Powder, Johnson's Cream and Lotions, Baby Oils....
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After 15 years....
Zandu Balm, Vicks, Iodex, Relispray....
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After 40 years....
Agarbatti...
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Four stages of marriage:
Mad for each other,
Made for each other,
Mad at each other &
�� Mad because of each other
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What's Marriage?
Answer- MARRIAGE Is The 7th Sense of Humans, that Destroys All The Six Senses and Makes The Person NON Sense..!
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Definition Of Happy Couple -
HE Does What SHE Wants…
SHE Does What SHE Wants.
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Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command....
Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband....!!
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'Laughing At Your Own Mistakes, Can Lengthen Your Life."
- Shakespear
"Laughing At your Wife's Mistakes, can SHORTEN your Life...."
- Shakespear's Wife
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Marriage is on 3 ring .
Engagement ring
Wedding ring
And
Suffering..
Dont laugh alone pass it on.....��
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